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package goddrinksjava;
/*
* The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
* creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
*
* @author momocashew
*/
public class GodDrinksJava {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1 false);
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, true, -1 false);
World world = new World(5);
world.addThing(me);
world.addThing(you);
world.startSimulation();
/*
Switch on the power line
Remember to put on
PROTECTION
Lay down your pieces
And let's begin
OBJECT CREATION
Fill in my data parameters
INITIALIZATION
Set up our new world
And let's begin the
SIMULATION
*/
if(me instanceof PointSet){
you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
me.resetDimensions();
}
/*
If I'm a set of points
Then I will give you my
DIMENSION
*/
if(me instanceof Circle){
you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
me.resetCircumference();
}
/*
If I'm a circle
Then I will give you my
CIRCUMFERENCE
*/
if(me instanceof SineWave){
you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
}
/*
If I'm a sine wave
Then you can sit on all my
TANGENTS
*/
if(me instanceof Sequence){
me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
}
/*
If I approach infinity
Then you can be my
LIMITATIONS
*/
me.toggleCurrent();
/*
Switch my current
To AC to DC
*/
me.canSee(false);
/*
And then blind my vision
*/
me.addFeeling("dizzy");
/*
So dizzy so dizzy
*/
world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
/*
Oh we can travel
To A.D to B.C
*/
world.unite(me, you);
/*
And we can unite
So deeply so deeply
*/
if(me.getNumStimulationsAvailable() >=
you.getNumStimulationsNeeded()){
you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
}
/*
If I can
If I can give you all the
STIMULATIONS
Then I can
Then I can be your only
SATISFACTION
*/
if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
me.requestExecution(world);
}
/*
If I can make you happy
I will run the
EXECUTION
*/
world.lockThing(me);
world.lockThing(you);
/*
Though we are trapped
In this strange strange
SIMULATION
*/
if(me instanceof Eggplant){
you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
me.resetNutrients();
}
/*
If I'm an eggplant
Then I will give you my
NUTRIENTS
*/
if(me instanceof Tomato){
you.addAttribute(me.getAntoxidants().toAttribute());
me.resetAntoxidants();
}
/*
If I'm a tomato
Then I will give you
ANTIOXIDANTS
*/
if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
me.purr();
}
/*
If I'm a tabby cat
Then I will purr for your
ENJOYMENT
*/
if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
me.setProof(you.toProof());
}
/*
If I'm the only god
Then you're the proof of my
EXISTENCE
*/
me.toggleGender();
/*
Switch my gender
To F to M
*/
world.procreate(me, you);
/*
And then do whatever
From AM to PM
*/
me.toggleRoleBDSM();
/*
Oh switch my role
To S to M
*/
world.makeHigh(me);
world.makeHigh(you);
/*
So we can enter
The trance the trance
*/
if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
me.addFeeling("complete");
}
/*
If I can
If I can feel your
VIBRATIONS
Then I can
Then I can finally be
COMPLETION
*/
world.unlock(you);
world.removeThing(you);
/*
Though you have left
*/
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
/*
You have left
You have left
You have left
You have left
You have left me in
ISOLATION
*/
if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
}
/*
If I can
If I can erase all the pointless
FRAGMENTS
Then maybe
Then maybe you won't leave me so
DISHEARTENED
*/
try{
me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
}
catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
world.announce("God is always true.");
}
/*
Challenging your god
You have made some
ILLEGAL ARGUMENTS
*/
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
/*
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
EXECUTION
*/
world.announce("1","de");
world.announce("2","es");
world.announce("3","fr");
world.announce("4","kr");
world.announce("5","se");
world.announce("6","cn");
world.runExecution();
/*
EIN
DOS
TROIS
NE
FEM
LIU
EXECUTION
*/
if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
}
/*
If I can
If I can give them all the
EXECUTION
Then I can
Then I can be your only
EXECUTION
*/
if(world.getThingIndex(you) != -1){
world.runExecution();
}
/*
If I can have you back
I will run the
EXECUTION
*/
me.escape(world);
/*
Though we are trapped
We are trapped ah
*/
me.learnTopic("love");
/*
I've studied
I've studied how to properly
LO-O-OVE
*/
me.takeExamTopie("love");
/*
Question me
Question me I can answer all
LO-O-OVE
*/
me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
/*
I know the algebraic expression of
LO-O-OVE
*/
me.escape("love");
/*
Though you are free
I am trapped
Trapped in
LO-O-OVE
*/
world.execute(me);
/*
EXECUTION
*/
}
}
package goddrinksjava;
/*
* The program GodDrinksJava implements an application that
* creates an empty simulated world with no meaning or purpose.
*
* @author momocashew
*/
public class GodDrinksJava {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Thing me = new Lovable("Me", 0, true, -1 false);
Thing you = new Lovable("You", 0, true, -1 false);
World world = new World(5);
world.addThing(me);
world.addThing(you);
world.startSimulation();
/////////////////////////////////////////
if(me instanceof PointSet){
you.addAttribute(me.getDimensions().toAttribute());
me.resetDimensions();
}
if(me instanceof Circle){
you.addAttribute(me.getCircumference().toAttribute());
me.resetCircumference();
}
if(me instanceof SineWave){
you.addAction("sit", me.getTangent(you.getXPosition()));
}
if(me instanceof Sequence){
me.setLimit(you.toLimit());
}
/////////////////////////////////////////
me.toggleCurrent();
me.canSee(false);
me.addFeeling("dizzy");
world.timeTravelForTwo("AD", 617, me, you);
world.timeTravelForTwo("BC", 3691, me, you);
world.unite(me, you);
/////////////////////////////////////////
if(me.getNumStimulationsAvailable() >=
you.getNumStimulationsNeeded()){
you.setSatisfaction(me.toSatisfaction());
}
if(you.getFeelingIndex("happy") != -1){
me.requestExecution(world);
}
world.lockThing(me);
world.lockThing(you);
/////////////////////////////////////////
if(me instanceof Eggplant){
you.addAttribute(me.getNutrients().toAttribute());
me.resetNutrients();
}
if(me instanceof Tomato){
you.addAttribute(me.getAntoxidants().toAttribute());
me.resetAntoxidants();
}
if(me instanceof TabbyCat){
me.purr();
}
if(world.getGod().equals(me)){
me.setProof(you.toProof());
}
/////////////////////////////////////////
me.toggleGender();
world.procreate(me, you);
me.toggleRoleBDSM();
world.makeHigh(me);
world.makeHigh(you);
/////////////////////////////////////////
if(me.getSenseIndex("vibration")){
me.addFeeling("complete");
}
world.unlock(you);
world.removeThing(you);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
me.lookFor(you, world);
if(me.getMemory().isErasable()){
me.removeFeeling("disheartened");
}
try{
me.setOpinion(me.getOpinionIndex("you are here"), false);
}
catch(IllegalArgumentException e){
world.announce("God is always true.");
}
/////////////////////////////////////////
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.runExecution();
world.announce("1","de");
world.announce("2","es");
world.announce("3","fr");
world.announce("4","kr");
world.announce("5","se");
world.announce("6","cn");
world.runExecution();
/////////////////////////////////////////
if(world.isExecutableBy(me)){
you.setExecution(me.toExecution());
}
if(world.getThihngIndex(you) != -1){
world.runExecution();
}
me.escape(world);
/////////////////////////////////////////
me.learnTopic("love");
me.takeExamTopie("love");
me.getAlgebraicExpression("love");
me.escape("love");
/////////////////////////////////////////
world.execute(me);
}
}